Lost Boys II: The Tribe
From time to time, I see a film and I just can’t help but comment on it. And commenting to friends just isn’t enough. I have to make my comments public.
I just sat through Lost Boys II. This will probably not come as a surprise to anyone, but this has to be the worst film I’ve seen in years. I knew this would probably be the case before I watched it, but I held out desperate hope that at least some of the appeal would be there. It tried desperately to recapture the magic that was Lost Boys, but it fell very short.
First, the plot is very nearly identical to the first film, except instead of two brothers it’s a brother and his sister. If you ask me, though, they were more like a brother and sister from Kentucky as they seemed just a little too close. Not only did they rework the plot of the first film, they also reused some of the same shots and lines. There was also a sad and desperate attempt by Feldman’s agent to help boost Feldman’s career by spending 30 seconds talking about Goonies…”It’s the greatest movie ever!” I kid you not. And Feldman….he sounded like he’s had a three pack a day habit for the last 20 years. I’ve met him and his voice isn’t that gruff. What was that all about? Wait. Was that acting? Oh. Sorry, no. It wasn’t.
Save yourself from the experience and keep this off your Netflix list.
July 20th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
I might ab able to top that have you watched Shoot ‘Em Up?
July 20th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I saw it, and I LOVED that film! It was completely ridiculous and so far over the top, how could you not love it? Any movie where a guy can shoot 20 other guys while jumping through the air while holding a baby is a fun film! While it’s not Oscar worthy, it makes for a good Sunday evening.
July 20th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
must be that XY thing David loved it as well!!
July 21st, 2008 at 10:05 am
I’m with you Paula, I thought it was awful!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:12 am
All I’m sayin is we have a review of a Lost Boys sequel and no review of The Dark Knight.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Words just can’t describe the awesomeness that was The Dark Knight, which is why I have yet to post a review.